Friday, October 23, 2015

You will never be able to look at your shower head the same way ever again

I need this. What do I mean by this? I mean finding based dope things by exploring the infinite space and time by sifting through the unknown havoc and chaotic dimensions. The normies called it the internet or the place for porn.

Let’s get right to it. STAR WARS! Yeah, Star wars. I never truly appreciate Star Wars until I become an adult. I like the light sabers, laser guns, cool space ship, the space travel, new worlds, death, and the dark side. Pew Pew! Pew! What I like most about Star Wars is the aftermath. My imagination lights up every part of my existential brain to process the entire universe of Star Wars.

Star Wars is my childhood. You must understand why I find this extremely appealing. I have been conditioned since young for this very moment.

Feel the dark side spraying all over your body. If you are rooting for the good guys, some R2-D2 water action might be your thing.

If you want to geek out your bathroom and install some Star Wars shower heads for yourself. No judgment, we all had been there before. Anyways, there is nothing worse than masturbating in the bathroom so this should be an easy choice.
You can head to Bed Bath & beyond for more information.

Thursday, October 22, 2015

Everyone needs a tomahawk

This is my first post. Please just go along with me. My objective is to talk about things that are based dope.

What is “based dope”?

Based according to urban dictionary, “it is when you don’t care about what people think it’s a way of life, doing what you want, how you want, wearing what you want.”

Dope as an adjective means “very good”.

There you have it, I will be talking about news, gadgets, techs and all that jazz. Why would you want a tomahawk? It is dope that’s why.

You might be a housewife or a full time NEET gamer, it doesn’t matter, when troubles come your way, a tomahawk is all you need.
As a housewife you might catch your husband having an affair with that sweet young thing.
You use the tomahawk and cut ties with that cheating good for nothing, where you choose to chop is all entirely up to you.
Pro tips: you are responsible for your own actions.

As a gamer, you could have rage issues, you get mad and you start bashing your keyboards with your bare fist.
You risk injuring your hands.
Instead, you switch to a tomahawk and rekt that keyboard.

This is Kangee.



It comes with a form-fitting Kydex sheath with buckled strap and it is sharp.

The geometry on this magnificent beast is art-worthy. A CRKT product and it is designed by Ryan Johnson of RMJ Tactical.
Summary, dude designed tomahawk for 30 years, made a kickass single slab carbon steel tomahawk, if you own one of these- victory ensured. There is a twin brother of Kangee, called Chogan, the blade is of different design. You can check it out at CRKT's website for more information. I will post one based dope thing a day.